"'Tis often a man's mouth broke his nose"

"You can't have your Kate and Edith, too" Popular Country song.

"Golf - a game in which you shout fore, shoot six and put down five" Paul Harvey.

"Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles against the prevailing winds to rain on a tent" Dave Barry.

"Never say die, while there's meat on the leg of a wren." Irish Proverb.

"If God had intended us to fly, he wouldn't have put the airport near the M50."

Don’t Quote Me (overheard in Castlecomer)
PJ Dwyer (St Sen):        “How old are you Marty” 
Marty Kelly (Gowran): “I’m approaching 50 PJ”
PJ Dwyer (St Sen):       “From which direction”

"What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?" Bob Monkhouse.

"My tongue is as dry as Gandhi's flip flop." PJ Dwyer after a recent Vets Race.

"When the littIe one burns, the big one is done." Jockey Dean McKeown.

Cork Fan: " Did you know Sean Óg runs in iced water to keep his legs right?"
Kilkenny Fan: "That’s nothing boy, sure Henry Shefflin can walk on it."

"Try our tiramisu, only revenge is sweeter" Chef at La Palma.

"I'm riding out for every stable bar Bethlehem at the moment" Jockey Dean McKeown.

"'Twas an awful year of misfortune, what with daughters and white calves" A Kilmacow Farmer

"Talent without training is like a Ferrari without petrol - looks impressive, but won't get you far" GM

"Kids, if you want a kitten, start by asking Daddy for a horse"

"You'd think if any team could put up a decent wall, it'd be China" Terry Venables

"Our team live hurling, eat hurling, dream hurling - Jaysus, if they could only play hurling" A disgruntled coach

"God will protect you, but just in case, carry a big stick"  Gypsy Rose Lee's mother's advice to her children.

"I saw more meat on Bobby the butcher's apron"  Seamie Cooper's comment on Kenyan Laban Rotich's legs

"An attic is where you store all the junk you'd throw away if you didn't have one."  Herbert Prochnow

"There are two types of losers, the good losers, and the ones that can't act", Laurence J.Peter

"Before television, people didn't even know what a headache looked like", D Fields 

"In the battle of wits, he entered the fray totally unarmed"

"Time and Bill Doherty waits for no man", PJ Dwyer, who learned this the hard way.

"Never trust a woman who tells you her real age, if she tells you that, she'd tell you anything"

A definition of a rock critic “Someone who can't write, interviewing someone who can't talk, for someone who can't read"  Frank Zappa

“If you believe something is beyond you, it is.” 

“In a country where only men are encouraged, one must be one’s own inspiration”  Tegla Laroupe, Kenyan marathon champion.

“Pregnant women want toasted snow” Hebrew Proverb

“A gem cannot be polished without friction or an athlete honed without pain”  

“Road racing is rock ’n roll, track is Carnegie Hall”  Marti Liquori

“I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures” Oscar Wilde

“There are people who have only heads and no bodies, but some athletes have no heads only bodies” Sam Dee, Olympian

“Sport, like all life, is about taking risks.”
Roger Bannister, first person to run a sub 4min mile in Oxford, May 6th 1954.

“Saluting strange men in dangerous surroundings, is akin to a lamb saluting a lion.”
John B. Keane

“He had a head like a Knocktopher turnip and a faced like a badly scraped crubeen”
Anon.

“I'm tired and my feet hurt”
Rosa Parks whose refusal to give up her seat on a bus was instrumental in starting the civil rights movement. She died last October

“Running is simple, but it sure ain't easy”
Mark Weber

“Failure is not about falling down, failure is about not getting back up” 
Mary Pickford

“The reason a rabbit can outrun a fox is one is running for its dinner, the other for its life” 

“Big dog, no post” 
A quote from AN Post

“Saddam Hussein wasn't under as much pressure” 
PJ Irish after the Dungarvan Century HOmes Cross Country recently

“The aulder the runner, the smellier the socks” 
Myself (the PRO that is, not the webmaster!)

“In all my rambles I never met anything worse than myself” 
Brendan Behan on being asked if he was afraid of ghosts.

“It’s not the men in my life that count, it’s the life in my men” 
Mae West

“Cricket, a game the English invented to give themselves some idea of eternity” 
Lord Mancroft

Golf Quote :
"His nerves. His memory. And I can't remember the third thing."
-Lee Trevino on the three things that go as a golfer ages. Could also be applied to St.Senan’s PRO of course!

Achilles Quote:
"Time wounds all heels"

Healthy Quote:
 “I avoid natural foods, at my age I need all the preservatives I can get” George Burns

 “Being a good manager consists of keeping the five players who hate you, away from the five who are undecided” Casey Stengel